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@noahcopfer
Comedian Noah Copfer brings you the most intensely relaxing comedy show you’ve ever heard. Meditate with me as we ease our stress WITH stress!
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Hello and welcome back to stressful relaxation with No, I remember when I used to talk like that, we're not doing that anymore here. I'm...
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welsh it on a stick. You've got a pet and you've got yourself stuck in the situation if they fall asleep on your lap and you can't move. So...
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it's a nice beautiful summer day out and you need an activity that's gonna keep you at peace and rest your mind. One of those things people...
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do you have a song that's stuck in your head and you can't get it out of there. I have a recommendation. Just listen to it and you can't...
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So, you need a meditation to get grounded. That's what I'm here for. All right. My name is Noah Copper. Let's walk through it. All right?...
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if you're anything like me, you like to think about all the things that stress you out in the future, you're gonna think about the entire...
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what's up booty head? Uh you know, sometimes when you're having a really bad day or you're stressed, you need an activity to help calm you...
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this is for all my sports players out there, you find yourself getting ready for the big game or the big event. You need a meditation to...
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you're going on a trip today, It's stressful relaxation, You're going to the airport and you need something to help calm you down for this....
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big day, big day. It's a stressful relaxation day and you're about to have a job interview and you need a meditation to help prep you for...
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Oh, you're a stinky sweaty person and you need a meditation to do because you sweat your body has a function. Well, guess fucking what...
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Hey stinky, you're stuck on the toilet because you ate too much garbage now you need a meditation to do to help save you from this horrible...
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what's up bitch? Uh A really good way to center yourself and make sure you're in a good headspace is to ground yourself. Really make sure...
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so you woke up on the wrong side of the bed, Well I've got something to tell you, just flip onto the right fucking side. Okay let's get...
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what is up you forgetful. Fuck my name is. Noah and I'm here to give you a meditation to do if you've lost your wallet now this is a pretty...
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so you're a little lonely bird and you're at a pool party by yourself and you don't know anybody and you need a meditation help get you...
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Oh, stoney baloney here got a little too high and now they need a meditation to help calm down Well here I am no a cop for God in the...
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start your day right with a wonderful cup of coffee, staring at the beautiful view outside of your apartment or home or even better. Think...
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How do you? Beautiful motherfucker's Welcome back to stress the relaxation. I'm going to do a meditation today about hanging out with...
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grumble, You hear your stomach going, it's stressful relaxation. My name is Noah you're shopping for groceries right now and you're a...
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Oh hey there. It looks like your phone's about to die. That's okay. That's why we got these short meditations, you can do them in a pinch....
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Good morning, your beautiful motherfucker, It's a wonderful day and we're getting it started with a shower and I want you to do this...
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Why? Hello, traveller. Welcome to stressful relaxation. My name is Noah, and I'm here to give you a meditation to do. If you find yourself...
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you're a fucking monster. But I'm here to help anyway. All right, this is a meditation to do if you accidentally stepped on your pet's paw....
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it's party time. Welcome back to stressful relaxation. My name is no, and I'm gonna give you a meditation to do if you can't decide what...
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oh boy, is it getting hot? What's up? This is Noah, I'm back to give you a meditation to do if you find yourself just trying to fight the...
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girl look at that body, it's all about having good health no matter what's going on in your brain, physical health is a big part of that....
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Hey Fusco I'm just here to remind you that you have a lot of friends and people who care about you in your life. Sometimes it can be easy...
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you give me no other choice, Okay, I see you out there stressing and working and now it's come down to this, I am making you relax, You...
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Imagine yourself by the motherfucking beach one of the most gorgeous places on Earth that hides such terrifying secrets. Picture yourself...
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I hate you to welcome back to stressful relaxation. My name is Noah and I'm giving you a meditation to do if you find yourself melting in...
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what's up? You sucking turd? It's stressful relaxation. Um Noah and we're back here to give you a meditation to do if you're feeling like...
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turn on that fireplace and grab a cup of hot chocolate. It's stressful relaxation. My name is Noah and we're having a rainy day meditation,...
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kick off those fucking shoes. It's stressful relaxation. My name is Noah and today we're gonna talk about making sure you're not burning...
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ain't we? Just growing piece by piece. My name is Noah, this is stressful relaxation. I'm gonna give you a meditation to do if you're...
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fuckingo run, run, run, run, run. Okay, this is stressful relaxation. My name is Noah, here to give you an on the fly meditation to do if...
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Oh sh it don't look down, it's stress and relaxation. My name is Noah. Here to give you a meditation to do if you're scared of heights and...
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What was that noise? Probably nothing. Anyway, it starts the relaxation my name is noah and I'm gonna give you a meditation to do if you're...
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rise and shine. It is stress or relaxation. My name is Noah, here to give you a meditation you can do as soon as you wake up in the...
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how could you do this? To me? It is stressful relaxation. My name is Noah here to give you a meditation to do if you are currently getting...
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holy fucking shit. It's stressful relaxation. My name is Noah. Welcome back Today. We are talking about taking breaks. You gotta allow...
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what the fund is going on. It's stressful relaxation. My name is Noah and we're gonna cause havoc today. Now, I know you've always wanted...
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hoist the sails. It's stressful relaxation. My name is Noah, here to give you a meditation, you can do if you're drowning. Now, this is...
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let's get ready to rumble stress for relaxation time. I'm noah here to give you a meditation to do if you're about to get in a fistfight....
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ouchy Welcome back to stress and relaxation. My name is Noah, looks like you just got bitten by a deadly rattlesnake and you're slowly...
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play it cool, Play it cool. There's a stressful relaxation. My name is Noah and I'm giving you a meditation to do if your parents have...
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pencils down. It is stressful relaxation with Noah here today to give you a meditation to do if you are in the middle of taking a test for...
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paging dr Sad bitch. It's you. There you are, This is noah, you're stressful relaxations. I'm gonna give you a meditation to do if you wake...
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cut the dough and put stressful relaxation in your ear. It's noah and I'm gonna give you a meditation to do if you're a drug dealer. Now, a...
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burn baby burn. It is another episode of stress and relaxation. My name is Noah and I'm giving you a meditation to do if you are stuck in a...
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and cheers my friends. It's stressful relaxation. I'm Noah and I'm about to give you a meditation that you can do if you get too drunk now...
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Oh, bark, bark meow. Welcome back to stressful relaxation with noah on today's episode, I'm going to be doing a meditation. You can do if...
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it's adventure Time. Welcome back to stressful relaxation with noah and today I'm gonna be giving you a meditation to do if you are at the...
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come on, intruder alert, intruder alert. Welcome back to stress the relaxation with Noah today I'll be giving you a meditation to do if you...
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take that, rewind it back, stressful relaxations, make the booty go smack. I think that's how the lyrics goes. Anyway. It's stress and...
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Hey, you chill out. It's stressful relaxation with me. Noah and today we're gonna be talking about endurance. Okay. And I'm not talking...
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what's up it is that time again, it is stressful relaxation with noah and we're gonna be doing an imagery meditation today. So I want you...
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what's going on y'all? It's noah stressful relaxations And today I did a collaboration with my buddy Andrew Rufo from the top three here on...
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Okay. Oh my gosh, we're back. It's another episode of stress or relaxation. My name is Noah and I want you to play this meditation if...
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Okay Howdy, Howdy Friends. It's Noah back with another episode of stressful relaxation on today's episode, we're gonna be kind of doing an...
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Okay, what is going on? This is stressful relaxation. My name is Noah and today we're gonna be doing a relaxation meditation and now...
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Okay. All right, what's going on? Everybody? This is stressful relaxation. My name is Noah and today we're gonna ease ourselves with a...
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Okay. Yo yo yo what's up? I'm back with another episode of stress or relaxation. It's your boy. Noah. Oh I burped whatever we're going to...
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Yeah. Hello and welcome back to another episode of stressful relaxation with Noah in today's episode we're gonna be talking about patients....
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Yeah. Hello and welcome to a very love filled valentine's day episode of stressful relaxation. Now I know how today went for you. You woke...
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Yeah. Hello and welcome back to another episode of stressful relaxation with Noah in today's episode we're gonna be talking about release....
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Yeah. Welcome back to another episode of stressful relaxation with Noah. Today we are going to be doing a stress free tax season meditation...
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Yeah. Hello and welcome back to another episode of stressful relaxation with Noah, today we're gonna be doing a journaling meditation to...
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Yeah. Hello and welcome back to another episode of stressful relaxation with Noah today we're going to be doing a breathing meditation....
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Yeah. Hello and welcome back to another episode of stressful relaxation with noah on today's episode, I want you to sit back, relax, take a...
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Yeah. Hello and welcome back to another episode of stressful relaxation with Noah on today's episode, we're gonna be using an ebb and flow...
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Hello and welcome back to another episode of stressful relaxation with Noah. Today I'm gonna make stressing you out. My number one...
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mm hmm. Hello and welcome back to another episode of stressful relaxation with Noah, today I'm gonna be giving a motivational meditation...
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Hello and welcome back to another episode of stressful relaxation with Noah on today's episode. I'm gonna help you open up that bottle of...
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Hello and welcome back to another episode of stress for relaxation. With Noah on today's episode, your boss has brought you in for a...
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Hello and welcome back to another episode of stressful relaxation with Noah where I help you de stress by giving you stress. We're gonna be...
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Hello and welcome to stressful relaxation or I give you stress so you forget about yours for today's meditation. I want you to find a...
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Hello and welcome back to another episode of stressful relaxations with Noah today I'm going to take you through a very relaxing and...
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