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Greg Abbott, The governor of texas is a piece of sh it. That's right, it's Rosemont. My name is Michael Daddy. And today we're talking...
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Draymond Green is so ugly. A fan accidentally thought he was a donkey from the Circus halftime show. That's right. It's roast monetary...
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Klay Thompson looks like he time traveled from the seventies to break three's. That's right, it's Rose Mode. My name is Michael al...
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Steph curry looks like a 14 year old who just beat cancer. That's right. It's Rosemont. My name is Michael al Baghdadi. And today we're...
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Hello everybody. I have not been feeling well. That's why I haven't been uploading but stay tuned once I get better, I'm hopping right back...
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and the winner of american idol is a creep. That's right, it's roast mode. I'm Michael al Baghdadi and I don't know if you've heard but...
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Mcdonald's leaves. Russia. That's right. It's roast mode. My name is Michael Mcdonald E and they're gone. Mcdonald's is pulling out baby...
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mm Kendrick Lamar came out with an album. That's right. It's roast mode. My name is Michael al baghdadi and I'm sure you guys have heard it...
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and Jack Carlos, New album is kind of trash. That's right. It's roast mode. I'm Michael al Baghdadi. Today. We're talking about Jack Harlow...
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Covid is back. That's right. It's roast mode. I'm Michael Al baghdadi. Today we're talking about Covid, My old friend cases are on the...
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and chappelle gets attacked. That's right. It's roast mode. I'm Michael al baghdadi and I'm sure you've heard the news? My boy, famous...
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and roe V wade is gone. That's right. It's roast mode. I'm Michael al Baghdadi and today we're talking about roe V wade. I'm sure you guys...
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and Los Angeles is the most dangerous city in the world. That's right, it's Rosemount. I'm Michael Daddy. And today we're talking about Los...
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and Ellen, the generous retires. That's right guys. It's roast mode. I'm Michael al Baghdadi. And last week Ellen Degeneres filmed her last...
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Elon musk bought twitter. That's right, it's roast mode. I'm Michael Al Baghdadi and I'm sure you have heard the news. Elon musk actually...
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and ASAP Rocky is going to prison. That's right. It's roast mode. I'm Michael al Baghdadi and today you already know what we're talking...
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and netflix is fucked. That's right. It's roast mode. I'm Michael al baghdadi and I'm sure you've heard the news Netflix as stock prices...
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johnny Depp is innocent. It's roast mode. I'm Michael Al baghdadi and we already know what we're talking about today, you guys, I'm sure...
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and the Brooklyn nets are the worst team in the playoffs right now. That's right. It's roast mode. I'm Michael Daddy. And today we're...
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and why do we care about Prince Harry? I don't get it. This is roast mode. I'm Michael al Baghdadi and you know, I've been like, he's like...
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Mhm. Someone jumped off a carnival cruise ship and killed themselves. It's roast mode. My name is Michael al Baghdadi. And honestly, I'm...
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and ASAP Rocky cheated on Rihanna. Oh my God. Oh my God, it's Rose mode. I'm Michael al baghdadi Dude, I know you guys have heard this....
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and Coachella should have paid Big Sean just as much money as harry styles. This is ridiculous, It's roast mode. My name is Michael al...
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and Jack Harlow looks like the guy who were a wife beater to youth group growing up. It's roast mode. I'm Michael al Baghdadi and today...
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and jimmy Kimmel looks like the middle manager at Deloitte. Which is funny because that's his personality on the show. It's roast mode. I'm...
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and Jennifer Lopez is so hot. I forget that she's 107 Goddamn grandma. When you gonna make you boys some cookies? That's right. It's roast...
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and Daniel Radcliffe is so white. His father is actually a piece of ricotta cheese. That's right. This is gross mode. I'm Michael al...
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and idris Elba looks like the hottest dad at the P. T. A. Meeting. That's right. It's Rose mode. I'm Michael al Baghdadi. And today we're...
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And Brooklyn Beckham looks like keanu Reeves if he just got out of rehab, it's roast mode. I'm Michael al Baghdadi. And today we're...
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And Ezra Miller looks like his father is snapped and his mother is a handful of glitter. That's right. It's roast mode. I'm Michael al...
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and Daniel Radcliffe is so white. His father is actually a piece of ricotta cheese. That's right. This is gross mode. I'm Michael al...
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And Boris johnson looks like someone just forced him to wake up and run the country. It's roast mode. My name is Michael al Baghdadi. And...
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and the fresh prince has slapped the court jester. That's right guys. It's roast mode. I'm Michael al Baghdadi. And today we're roasting...
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mm hmm. Right. Yo welcome to roast mode. I'm your host, Michael al Baghdadi. And today we're roasting the Maga hat model himself tom brady....
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Yo, welcome to Rose mode. I'm your host, Michael Al Baghdadi man. I'm about to get on the rocks as today. Yeah, I did. I was like, I hadn't...
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right, Yo, it's your boy, Michael al baghdadi. I'm back on my bullsh it. And uh today's guest is none other than my boy. If a dying...
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right. Yeah. It's your boy, Michael al Baghdadi. And today we are roasting my boy. The guy keeping mexican fathers from getting a good...
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Hello, Yo yo. Welcome to Rose Mode. My name is Michael al Baghdadi. And today we are going at my boy. The only guy to make a rapist...
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Yo it's your boy, Michael Al Baghdadi? Welcome to ro's mo. You know, I'm coming out today. Mr piccadilly himself, joe biden. What do you...
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Yo it's your boy, Michael Al Baghdadi and uh welcome to roast mode. I'm back on my bullsh it again. And today I'm going at none other than...
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Yo, it's your boy, Michael. Outback daddy. Welcome back to roast mode. You already know who I'm coming out? I'm coming out. My boy, Jeff...
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Welcome to roast mode. I'm your host, Michael al Baghdadi. Let's dive right in today. We are sitting on, I had to do it to him. Vladimir...
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right, Yo, welcome to roast mode. I'm your host, Michael Al baghdadi. Let's dive right in, man. You know, I'm coming out today, my boy Pete...
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right, yo welcome to roast mode, I'm your host, Michael Al Baghdadi. And today we are sitting on none other than the king himself. Lebron...
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Welcome to roast mode. I'm your host, Michael Al Baghdadi. And today we are sitting on none other than my boy robert Pattinson. Let's dive...
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Yo welcome to roast mode. It's your boy Michael al baghdadi and today I'm talking about you already know Elon musk. Yeah, he's been...
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