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The world famous Laugh Factory bringing you the latest from the funniest comics in the city!
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My listeners, Kelsey requested a song about eating the rich. So this is that song, The Rich make quite a tasty dish topped them with a...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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white supremacists back in the news. Boo is the correct response. They're fucking fitness test. I don't even like the way they've been...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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So this is a fun one. Um, y'all like impressions, Right? Cool. So this is my impression of the men who trolled me on the internet. I'm a...
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I really do try to set limits on my phone. For how long? I've used certain apps, like limit my screen time, but inevitably, five minutes...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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Hi, it's me, Jamie. Um So one of my listeners suggested that I write a song about crying on the C. T. A, which is an experience I'm all too...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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um, I am legally obligated to inform you all that. The following song is just a joke, just a silly little joke and is in no way based on...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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Hey gang, it's me, Jamie. So a few weeks ago on my personal instagram at Jamie Schriner biddle. I asked some of my listeners to let me know...
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for or against gold mining go, that's not necessarily true. Gold is not useful for anything other than electricity. That's all we needed...
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hard to be raised by white parents. They were always thinking that they were like, they like saved me from the hood or whatever, right?...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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tim smith. My girlfriend, I just made nine years. A lot of people didn't think it would work because she's disabled. Um That's not the...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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I left my cell phone at home on airplane mode for a mental health break. Been off at 45 whole minutes feeling pretty great then I think,...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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Spewing it!
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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dan cast the other day. It's an evil, is a fun event. I heard a bang in the room. I come out, he sees it on the couch. He stops after like...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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kiss my gal pal on the forehead and hold her hand. I always gas her up. Tell her she don't need a man when we hang out on the happiest I've...
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Sorry for the things I did when I was still drinking, but I'm not 22 anymore. I'm so sorry for the things I said and did when I was a...
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for or against money. Cash or card go. I paid with my card on my phone now. Anyway why would I need cash? I never want to have to hold...
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Jeannie dugan. This is what I tell newlyweds women at some point in this day and age when you get married strangers think it's okay to come...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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for or against the batman franchise, go, I just don't think we need another batman, it's been like five years and we've had 10 batman when...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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a cat is kind of like a kid. When you ignore them, they act out. At least that's what I did. A cat is kind of like a child. People prefer...
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Mm mm mm mm! Mm mm! Mm mm. Mhm. I love chips. Potato chips, tortilla chips, chocolate chips. I love chips, ice chips, corn chips and...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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this past summer, I was hanging out at the laugh factory after a show, Me and some friends were bullshitting, you know, having a little bit...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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when I was doing my undergrad degree, I had this class I had to take called Theater Dance. And even though I'm a strong mover, I was...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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carly cane. So by the time I got to college I was like all horned up and ready to go, I was out of the back brace. I just wanted to do...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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Ryan nuts. I knew this was gonna last forever because I'm from the south. Man. We don't get our news from CNN and Fox and ships. We always...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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chad. Um Do you know what happened to Jamie? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I think she left a few hours ago with those dudes. You know, she was just...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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ah New york city. I'm a midwesterner. In new york city. All the tall buildings are so damn pretty and everyone says to move here, Yes,...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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chris Redd had an edible that tastes like what it looked like and I just cherish that moment. It was a chocolate chip cookie. It tastes...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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RB Sanchez, I love netflix because I live alone. And netflix is the only thing that will check in on me because you know, after three hours...
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Alex Trgovich, I took my very first STD test this year. Kind of late. Yeah, my buddy was like, dude, you owe it to yourself. I was like,...
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Tommy's Neiman, you're a young catholic boy. They start recruiting you to join the priesthood. They start floating that as an idea. Like I...
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Antonio Kareem. Mhm. Man. Give it up seven years married man. That's beautiful for real though. I'm doing good man, that's seven years....
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Casey Baugh Leshem, I'm happy that I'm in a relationship, finally, because I was single for a very long time, which was fine by the way,...
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Kristen to me, I feel like we're at the stage where we need a time machine. Big time, right? Somebody needs to go back in time and Mark...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on while y'all sit at home like total slobs. I'm out here working five jobs, walking dogs driving uber and...
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Look, they call me Jamie Schreiner. Ain't nobody finer. I dumped that man in 2010. He still hits my lineup because I have that face that...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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jeremy, just chill for a second, Okay, just be cool dude, be cool. Uh huh Yeah I'm not cool. Never have been cool. That's literally my...
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people ask me, they ask me all the time, Jamie, how do you manage to stay so positive? I mean your life is chaotic, like how do you manage...
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Alex cumin. I'm from the boston area. Originally. I don't have a boston accent. Thank God. Can you imagine a Boston accent with this 10or?...
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If all dogs go to heaven, does that mean all cats go to hell? If so, I will go to hell as well, I will go to hell as well. If all dogs go...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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I dress like a toddler because it makes me feel cute because I did not peak in high school. I dressed like a toddler because I like to have...
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Merrily, you get different pickup lines when you're fat, like I'll never get the damn girl looks like you've been running through my mind...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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Louise, sarah, follow my father. Like my father tried to do his best. I tried his best but I wouldn't feel too bad about myself right. Like...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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I don't know. I'm just feeling really down today. Yeah. It's hard because I have so much of my to do list and I want to get it all done,...
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mhm, mm hmm. When you order a crunch wrap supreme for delivery, it sits in the sleeve too long and it loses its crunch and just like that...
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I hope that when you're wearing socks and boots, that the sock slides down the back of your shoes and get stuck in your arch and you can't...
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Skyler. I have white parents, which is why my voice sounds like this. I was adopted. So I have a white dad. Um and I've always wanted to be...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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one, feeling just a little bit down today. So I'm gonna grab some footie pajamas and lay in my bed with Uber eats for the third time this...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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ali drape cause I love Halloween. I think it's the best. I love Halloween because I can sneak up on my ex boyfriend dressed like dressed...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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Felonious monk. I didn't get married for any like sentimental ship. I realized I wasn't going to be good at dating. Y'all done this ship....
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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I just I just had my six year anniversary of living living in Chicago and something happened to me. Um Finally I thought was gonna happen...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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for or against kim Kardashian telling you to work. Go jobs are an inherent part of our life. We don't need kim Kardashian telling us to...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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you just moved in together. Now the love is gone. You're not wanting to have a baby or murder him. You should probably break up, but you...
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Kristen to me, you guys are much nicer now in the past. You know like doing comedy two years ago, it was terrible. Mostly because of white...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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ERic and Nicole clark. I taught eighth grade, right? I taught eighth grade for one year the first day I taught eighth grade and eighth...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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Some days when city living is getting me down, I have to do it, baby. I have to do it. I have to put on my very best brooks, tennis shoes...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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gonna write a song that will make you smile and be the best damn thing you've heard in a while, but I got nothing. So my mom says I should...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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Low key, funny dan Cast, March four, I hate that almost as much as I hate bumper stickers. I hate bumper stickers. I hate bumper stickers...
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@LaughFactoryChicago
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Good morning Brothers and Sisters. Ladies and gentlemen and non binaries And any of the anthropomorphized animals such as dogs and cats who...
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Geoffrey Asmus: Covid Strongmen
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