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@DearKeith
Irish Comedian with great ears.
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@DearKeith
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fastened Breeze announced more of its line. Of course, the biggest one so far has been Billy. I'll ish onboard. Well, there's a few other...
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Theo Cannes Film Festival just finished and awarded the Pam door to Triangle of Sadness by the same director. But it's the square a few...
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This is really just a note to myself. Sometimes I think that you need a voice in your own head. That sort of takes care of you when you...
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There's been another school shooting in Texas. In America, this is probably the first or the worst school shooting. There's been 27...
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the football season's closing time, Bar shouted to of some finals here and there by that, I'm looking at you Champions League. But while...
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is monkey pox. The new cove It I would like to say no and just leave it at that. It's a virus. Yes, on There are some dramatic pictures of...
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Australia have just had their elections. Here's how it breaks down because I know we're on this side of the world in Well, I'm in London. I...
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Sweden and Finland want to join NATO. They've put in all the paperwork and they say, No, let's join NATO. And who could blame them after...
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even if we didn't think we were in the era of a bond supervillain, we have got to be there now. It's just been announced by the deputy...
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Tom Cruise is doing the rounds at the moment because of his of coming film Top Gun Maverick. This is the sequel to the Top gun film from 36...
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I haven't talked about the war in Ukraine for one, as all there was to talk about for a long time was just horrendous news. All the news...
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Jake Daniels is the first professional footballer in women's football to come out his game. There are plenty of football players and...
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For the most part, I don't like to hammer away at one political party at the party that has not sinned, Cast the first tabloid headline....
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Jack Monroe is a food writer and journalist and activist. I haven't read any of her cookbooks, and I don't know much about her activism....
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North Korea has just reported its first of a covert outbreak. That's right, its first ever outbreak. It's like hearing a 40 year old friend...
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Ireland has failed to get into the final of the Eurovision song contest. We should be sad. But in fairness we wanted so many time in the...
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Hey Tory MP by the name of Lee Anderson has decided to take on the baton of controversy that the party seemed to be passing along every...
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Thebes trailer for Avatar two has just come out. So if you want to take a step away from reality, now is the time. Go and have a look at...
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here, Storm was the leader of the opposition in Britain. I haven't really spoken about him much or at all, because it's been hard to find a...
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the Amazon rainforest has just hit another unlikely and unwanted recording that it's been deforested at a record rate in April of this...
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after recent elections, Sinn Fein are now the party with the majority in Northern Ireland. There, led by Michelle O'Neill, a woman has her...
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It's been over 10 years since Rianna was filming a music video in Northern Ireland when a farmer decided to shut it all down because he...
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Obi Wan Kenobi. That's right. There's a serious coming out from Disney at the end of the month because they cannot stop drilling down into...
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Andrew Lloyd Webber just closed the musical Cinderella in London. This would normally be a big deal, except for two things. First of all,...
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Roe versus Wade was a decision by the Supreme Court in America in 1973. The guarantee. The right to abortion. It's less in line between...
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the Met gala is this massive Bahamas of a fashion event in New York at the Met Museum. With all manner of you know, it's always about all...
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Is it possible to feel sorry for a super yacht? Manufacturers the people who build these super yachts for the oligarchs that are now on the...
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How would you feel if the person you had elected to Parliament to represent you in your interest in your community and your family and...
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Jason's the Day cases in Carmel Jail this weekend. He's in karma Trouble. The calmer police. They're going to arrest this man, He talks in...
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I never thought I'd say this, but I have marvelled fatigue after years and years of looking forward to each new release, regardless of...
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what's going on in the Solomon Islands? It rings a bell. Sure, it's a great name for any island. I seem to recall some friends going on a...
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I must be losing their minds right now. Or should that be mind? I always feel like there's only one moderator on Twitter who's trying their...
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Bennifer. I don't remember benefit at the terrible amalgamation of names with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez about together nearly 20 years...
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William Shakespeare may have been a thief. I didn't even realise there was such a thing as a Shakespeare dinner until I read. There's a...
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If you're a pop star, should you be able to dodge military service? This seems to be the debate in Gulf in Korea at the moment. Their...
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the Large Hadron Collider is about to be turned back on. I'm very much a science fiction fan, and so ever since there was talk of a massive...
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you know, I have appointed a new manager. Now let's be clear. I'm no pundit button interest by a member of my family and said Team is that...
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Netflix, Netflix and Netflix. What could possibly go wrong with Netflix? It's everywhere. It's the Coca Cola of streaming. Everyone has. It...
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Julian the Sand is a name that no longer appears in the paper. It's no longer the ongoing drama of Man and an embassy in London, trapped on...
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Jack Dorsey is the co founder of Twitter. Man has just condemned the media for creating conflict. It's hard to know where to start with...
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every day. We hope that we get better as people, and some of us hope that we get better as parents. Often times there are storeys of other...
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Nicolas Cage is about to play Nic Cage. In the film The Unbearable Weight of Massive Tenant. Cage will play fictionalize version of...
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phone hacking Feels like one of those questions will be asked when you're old. What was phone hacking? Granddad? Why was it such a big...
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Rwanda is the new destination for unauthorised asylum seekers in Britain. Let me say that again. In case you didn't quite understand it the...
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professional women's football took two steps back after taking a huge step forward in Northern Ireland when their team took on the English...
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party gate is a lot less fun than it sounds. Who wouldn't want to open the party gates? Surely, there's only one place it could lead to the...
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Britney Spears is about to have a baby. This would normally be something that would be found way at the back with showbiz section of a...
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I visited Shanghai a few times in my life. I was there as a child when my father was escaping with the Irish bunch of Navy at a time when...
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I'm not one for celebrity weddings. They do seem, for the most part, to be wasteful exercises in excess and poor taste at a time when the...
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Boris Becker might be going to jail a hero to so many in the UK in the tennis world in general. After winning Wimbledon as an unseeded 17...
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when I said award season meant nothing to me because I completely forgot there's such a thing as the bath. Two games, awards thistles...
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funny is disappearing. Hope is disappearing. Costs are rising. Fear is growing. None of this is good news for anyone. Everyone is looking...
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channel for May or may not be familiar to people outside of the U. K. I think that all TV content in the country's produced by the BBC...
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I'm a TV snob. It wasn't always this way. It never is. I think TV snobbery is born out of the insecurity you feel when you realise just how...
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the Grammys are not something that have had been preoccupied in the past few days. The engine has been broken by Slap Gate, but one of the...
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scandal Sunday. So you were probably thinking the British royal family has had quite enough scandal for this year and that Prince Andrew...
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Sean Penn is becoming an international arms dealer. It seems I couldn't post this yesterday's It was April Fools Day and you can't really...
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football. I haven't really followed football since Roy Keane hung up his boots, but even when he hung up his boots, I followed him into his...
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Bruce Willis has announced he is retiring from acting. A lot of heart comedians were about to write. He retired a long time ago if he ever...
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and HS workers were applauded every week for the bravery during the pandemic. At a time when we know very little about the damage, the...
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a trade union in an Amazon warehouse. That's like saying there's a unicorn in my super. There's a peaceful you're ahead. But this may be...
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Chris Rock got slapped in the face by Will Smith at the Oscars. Chris Rock made a joke about Will's wife, and he said, I was looking...
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hope. Let's just find a little hope on a Sunday morning because it's something we all need every day. Hope that work doesn't fire us. Hope...
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the worst person in the world is not who you think it is right now, although we probably all think to ourselves. There was a unanimous vote...
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piano ferries. Last week's Act 800 workers out of the Blue. No consultation. Nothing totally broke the law, totally without doubt. Illegal,...
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the chancellor of the Exchequer in the UK, and yesterday he delivered a spring statement, which is essentially a budget on a statement of...
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Ashleigh Barty, world tennis women's number one, has just retired at the age of 25. She has retired at the age of 25. Say it one more time...
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Alexei Navalny is Russia's most prominent opposition figure. Saying You're an opponent of Putin in Russia is like senior like bungee...
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it's World Poetry Day, which is not a bad way to spend on Monday. I was always a fan of poetry, mostly because poems were short except for...
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colonialism. Now there's a word to make your Sunday go a bit sideways, just tucking in to a nice stack of pancakes with just a light...
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three Russian cosmonauts just arrived at the International space station wearing Ukrainian colours. Dennis again Sergey are the first new...
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ST Patrick's Day was yesterday, and President Joe Biden woke up with a bit of the political hangover this morning after he insulted the...
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remember Fire Island, the greatest party that never happened. Now influences have been warned to stop promoting dangerous tanning products....
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now, as the names of Gary Radcliffe was in prison six years ago, she was essentially held hostage so around could put pressure on the UK....
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Marina of Sienna. Cova is an editor of Channel One Russia State Channel. She interrupted a live broadcast to say the war is a lie and to...
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Cove in cases around the rise across Britain. After all, rules have been scrapped. Everything. No testing, no tracing, no masks, no...
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Naomi Osaka. The 24 year old former number one tennis star was knocked out of the Indian Wells tournament in the second round but was also...
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BAFTA awards happened this weekend in the way the world is at the moment. They service about something without a lot of meaning for most...
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Mariana Pad Chris Kaya has come to the world's attention. As she was photographed leaving the Marry Paul Maternity Hospital that was...
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Ernest Shackleton was an explorer who shipped. The endurance has just been discovered in almost perfect condition for what is a wooden ship...
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Ukrainian people arriving in the UK will have heard that yesterday, Vladimir Putin Zelinsky addressed the House of Commons in the UK with...
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today is International Women's Day. I was expecting to hear from a woman, but then I received a letter from all women. Dear Keith. Yes, we...
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coughed on Alia from Ukraine, is the gold medalist at a gymnastics World Cup event in Doha. You've never heard of him. It's gymnastics, not...
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Brittney Greiner is an Olympic basketball champion as well as a seven time W N B a gold star. I didn't really know much about her until I...
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the Oscars. That's right. The Oscars. Let's take a moment away from the horrors of the world for a professionally relevant survey of the...
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Elon Musk is an entrepreneur worth around 224 billion, or 100 billion, depending on whether he goes on a podcast and gets a little bit...
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Roman Abramovich, owner of Chelsea Football Club for 19 years and now suddenly not owner of Chelsea Football Club, has, despite the profile...
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the London Underground carries millions of people each day around one of the busiest cities in the world. So is it record this? I'm sitting...
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cranium. President Vladimir Zelinsky is the son of a professor of cybernetics and an engineer, so he's clearly a smart guy. He was also a...
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it's Monday morning, and over the weekend, Vladimir decided to increase the blood pressure of everyone in the world by saying he set up a...
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and then and then and then and then and then and then and then a Batman. This is how it used to be fun and cartoonish in outlandish and...
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when the Olympics were in London in 2012, Danny Boyle directed the opening ceremony, which included an enormous song and dance number...
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It's Ukraine. It's not the Ukraine that was short for the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist republic. It's huge, It's really huge. And no one's...
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Macron is a straight line placed above a letter and in the international phonetic alphabet. The macron is used to indicate a midtown...
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Credit Suisse Bank has just experienced a massive leak of the details of 30,000 accounts by an anonymous whistleblower. Reports revealed...
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so horrible. I like word games. I'm not pro. There are people who can tell you the thousands of two letter words that can open up a...
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Unfortunately, with every Olympics, there's the obligatory doping scandal. And this time it was the figure skate of Camilla, believer from...
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