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Uncle Dan’s Daycare
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The show where we talk about adult topics with children.
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@Dankass
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I'm running the daycare now. Hi there kids and welcome to uncle dan stake here the show where we discuss adult topics with Children and...
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Hi there kids. Welcome to Uncle Dan's daycare. Today we got show and tell So please welcome Joanna with her poem weight. But I wanted to...
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Whoops. My bad everybody. Hi Fi. What are you doing? What's it look like I'm doing? I'm getting ready for the shooter. There's not going to...
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Hi there kids and welcome to Uncle Dan's Daycare today. We're gonna be talking about defamation. Hell yeah. I love defamation. I I wrote an...
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Hey uncle dan. Did you see Elon musk is putting trump back on twitter? Oh boy, Jeffrey, aren't you? Just a little beacon of good news? It's...
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woman? Neither. I'm an amateur. Both. Hi there kids and welcome to Uncle Dan's Daycare. The show where we discuss adult topics with...
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are we back? Is it is it time? Okay? Everyone gathered around hi there kids and welcome back to Uncle Dan's Daycare. The show where we...
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Hey, everybody, Uncle Dan here. I'm talking to you right now, because I'm not going to be talking to you for about a week. I'm on a plane...
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I'm in my house, you stay out of it, this is mine, I'm in it. Alright kids, I got some bad news. It looks like we've been audited for a...
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Hi there kids and welcome to Uncle Dan's Daycare. The show where we discuss adult topics with Children and just Children. So if you're an...
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Hey everybody, Jeffrey here, I just wanted to say thanks so much for listening to the daycare. And even if you are an adult, we still love...
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