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@ChadtheBird
I’m Chad. I’m a bird. And I watched this so you don’t have to.
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10d
Hey, happy Pride month, you know, there's a lot of L. G. B. T. Q. I A two S plus horror movies out there and here's one I watched, so you...
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12d
Hey what's going on? Happy Pride month, you know there's a lot of L G B. T. Q I A two plus stories to get painted over especially in...
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@ChadtheBird
19d
Happy Pride month. There's a ton of L. G B. T. Q I A two S plus horror movies to choose from, but they might be too scary for you. So I...
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@ChadtheBird
19d
Happy Pride Month. You know, there's a ton of L G B. T. Q I A two S plus movies out there and here's one that's a little too freaky for you...
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@ChadtheBird
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there's a lot of L G B T Q I A two S plus movies out there and you should watch them all, but I watched the ones you think are too freaky...
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25d
you know there's a lot of L. G. B. T. Q. I. A two S plus made movies out there but I watched the ones you might be a little too freaked out...
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@ChadtheBird
27d
Happy Pride month. Okay, there's a lot of great films by L. G. B. T. Q. I. A. Two S plus writers and directors and you should watch them...
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@ChadtheBird
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Hey, happy Pride Month. There's a lot of great films by L. G. B. T. Q. I A two S plus writers and directors and you should watch them all,...
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@ChadtheBird
1mo
Sequels can be great picking up the story, putting somebody seasoning on it up in the toppings. But what happens when it's so bad, it...
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1mo
speaking of Sequels, I demand we all agree that Wrath of Khan is the greatest sequel ever, and here's why, Okay, Star Trek to the Wrath of...
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1mo
Top Gun, Maverick is burning up the competition right now. You just got tickets. But it's been 36 years since the original. You're...
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1mo
oh my Stranger Things forward just dropped on netflix and judging by the first episode it's got a lot in common with my favorite horror...
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@ChadtheBird
1mo
Alright, one more Troma movie because they're like Pringles. Once you pop, you gotta finish the can before somebody sees you eating them....
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@ChadtheBird
1mo
we'll ship now I'm on a Troma kick and I'm gonna watch the big three, so you don't have to Okay, so after the toxic Avenger put them on the...
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@ChadtheBird
1mo
Peter Dinklage is doing a hard r reboot of the toxic Avenger but what is that? Don't worry I watched it so you don't have to. Okay so the...
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@ChadtheBird
1mo
Hey, listen, sometimes crimes go slipping through the cracks. Kind of like this movie, Don't worry, I watched it so you don't have to....
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
Obi wan is coming, May 27th on Disney Plus and we're almost done studying, we've got one more to go. Yes, I am aware there's more important...
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
there's a new Star Wars coming to Disney plus real soon, but do you know where your Obi wan is? Don't worry, I cut up so you don't have to...
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
Hey Obi wan, Kenobi comes out May 27th but what's he been up to this whole time. Don't worry I caught up so you don't have to. Okay, so...
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
Hey, Obi wan, Kenobi is dropping on Disney plus on May 27th, but where did we last leave off with that guy, Don't worry, I went back and...
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
still standing some sam Raimi over here. Don't freak out though. I watched Army of Darkness, so you don't have to. Okay, so Army of...
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
man ever since. Doctor Strange. I've been in a rainy mood and so have you. But you say you don't get the whole evil dead thing. Don't worry...
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
doctor Strange two is out and all I want to do now is watch Sam Raimi movies so you don't have to. Okay, so drag me to hell, 2000 and nine...
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
Hey, are you just not feeling this marvel thing, but you want to hang out and sound cool, Follow along because I watch Doctor Strange too,...
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
okay, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness opens today so you gotta cram, don't worry, I watched what you need so you don't have to....
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
okay, Doctor Strange opens today and we're cramming, so grabbing at her all and take notes, ok wanda vision 2021 part to the last three...
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
Okay, so Doctor Strange two is opening and you did not study, don't worry I did the fucking reading so you don't have to and here's some...
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
Yeah, I know it's Star Wars day, but you should be watching it. Not looking up a cheat sheet. Meanwhile doctor strange tubes coming out and...
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
okay, so taking a break from all the marvel ship because I don't know, I just keep thinking about this movie for some reason, I can't place...
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
Hey have you heard there's a new Doctor Strange movie coming this week and you're not ready. Don't worry. I did the reading, I took notes...
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
Doctor Strange, In the multiverse of Madness is coming and you're not ready, don't worry, I'll watch what you need to so you don't have to....
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness is coming next week and you got to catch up. So I watched what you need to so you don't have to...
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
you know everybody's asking me to spoil everything everywhere all at once and there's just no way I'm going to do that. But did you know...
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
Hey, you've seen her know about this weird naked viking blood fest that just came out called the Northman but you're just not into naked...
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
Hey did you know that the guy that directed six episodes of the Secret world of Alex mack, 47 episodes of the famous Jett Jackson 79...
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
Hey, I know you wanted to watch that Abercrombie and Fitch documentary but did you know that there is a Canadian horror movie on shutter...
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
holy sh it did you know the guy who directed the Abbie Hoffman documentary, steal this movie? The Rupert Murdoch expose. Outfoxed and blew...
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@ChadtheBird
2mo
Hey, Happy 4 20 for some reason I forgot why you say you started smoking it like noon and now you don't know what you're gonna fucking do...
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@ChadtheBird
3mo
Hey, did you know the guy who directed the Ricky jay episode of the X Files, Six episodes of Highlander and the space brothel episode of...
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@ChadtheBird
3mo
you say you just can't stand unhinged eighties sci fi movies and are tired of people telling you to just watch it with a bunch of buds and...
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@ChadtheBird
3mo
Hey, are you just not into weird pervy sci fi movies from the seventies? Great, I watched this. You don't have to Okay, so those are dogs,...
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@ChadtheBird
3mo
speaking of pervy, sci fi trash classics, you hear the one about rowdy Roddy piper, fucking a frog, Don't worry, I watched it so you don't...
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@ChadtheBird
3mo
Hey, did you see those new stills from Grace and Frankie season seven coming april 29th and we're like, what the hell else was jane fonda...
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@ChadtheBird
3mo
Hey do you have that friend that's super into cult movies but you just don't have the time, don't worry, I'll watch the holy grail of cult...
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@ChadtheBird
3mo
Speaking of aliens, did your gen X friend ever go off on that budget? ET movie written and directed by the guy who wrote Passenger 57...
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@ChadtheBird
3mo
Hey, did you know there was a sixth alien movie directed by Ridley scott because he just won't quit and yeah, I watched it so you don't...
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@ChadtheBird
3mo
Hey, did you love the alien trilogy? But they didn't stop and now it's a saga and Ridley scott directed another one. Nobody asked for that,...
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@ChadtheBird
3mo
Hey did you know the guy direct Amelié? Also directed an alien sequel? Written by Joss Whedon. Yeah don't worry I watched it so you don't...
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@ChadtheBird
3mo
Hey speaking of Oscar snubs, did you know about the Nicholas cage, truffle hunting, pig hunting revenge movie. Of course not because it was...
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@ChadtheBird
3mo
Hey, did you not give a funk about the Oscars and opened your instagram to a bunch of hot takes and now you kind of wish you'd watched it....
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@ChadtheBird
3mo
okay, okay, we're not even halfway to the weirdest part yet strap in because I watched the 94th annual Academy Awards so you didn't have to...
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@ChadtheBird
3mo
Okay, are you still up? Because I sure as Funk was watching the 94th Annual Academy Awards, so you didn't have to part three? The finale...
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@ChadtheBird
3mo
Hey, do you hate horror and sci fi and gore and fun and joy and all things wonderful and great then don't worry, I watch Psycho Goreman, so...
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@ChadtheBird
3mo
Hey, did you just watch West Side story and you're sick of singing teenagers? What if they were aliens? It's fine. I watched Voyage of the...
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@ChadtheBird
3mo
Hey, do you hate horror movies that disrespect the homeless. Don't worry, I watch CHUD so you don't have to God, the things I do for the...
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@ChadtheBird
3mo
Hey, are you psyched for Disney's new light cycle coaster? But have no idea what the funk a TRON is. Don't worry, I watched Tron and Tron...
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@ChadtheBird
3mo
Hey, I hope you took some notes from the last one because we're gonna go back to the computer except it's the future, which is actually the...
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@ChadtheBird
4mo
Hey, it's the freakin weekend and you want to watch something that goes down easy with beer, Probably not gonna want to watch CENSOR but...
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@ChadtheBird
4mo
Hey, you say you love Nicolas cage, but you can't bear to see Nicholas clean. Good thing. I watched Willy's wonderland so you don't have...
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@ChadtheBird
4mo
Hey you say you want to watch some crime ship? But Fargo freaked you out. Well then you're not gonna want to see this movie but don't worry...
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@ChadtheBird
4mo
Hey, are you at a party of film students and want to throw down with the most caffeinated? Ask anybody if they saw the french one about the...
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@ChadtheBird
4mo
Hey, did you see that? Sebastian stan is in a movie on hulu, that's sucked up and gross and also kind of great. No, it's not pam and Tommy....
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@ChadtheBird
4mo
Hey, what's going on? You say you keep hearing about this new batman movie, but you don't have three hours because you got like shipped to...
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@ChadtheBird
4mo
Hey, did you just see the batman and decided everybody on Tiktok needed to hear about how you thought it was the worst batman ever. Might I...
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@ChadtheBird
4mo
it's monday. It's texas o'clock. Do you know where your chainsaws are? Sorry that came out weird. I'm delirious because I just finished my...
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4mo
Welcome back to the texas chainsaw massacre 2022 part two where we left the movie ruth was in the ambulance just saw leatherface saw an old...
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@ChadtheBird
4mo
hey remember when I said I'd watch all the texas chainsaw massacre movies because there's a new one and I've lost my ship that wasn't a...
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@ChadtheBird
4mo
Hey, what's up? I'm still here and I'm still watching the entire texas chainsaw franchise so you don't have to, you're welcome. Okay, so...
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4mo
Hey, we're still going over here. So, grab your unleaded 89 octane and gas up for the next texas chainsaw massacre because I watched the...
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@ChadtheBird
4mo
Hey, so it's only gonna get weirder the more we get into this, So strap in because I watch texas chainsaw massacre the next generation, so...
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@ChadtheBird
4mo
Hey, so things are really scary in the world right now. So don't worry, I watched leatherface texas chainsaw massacre three so you don't...
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@ChadtheBird
4mo
Hey remember before when I said I'm watching all the texas chainsaw massacre movies in order because the new one just dropped on netflix so...
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4mo
holy sh it there's a new texas chainsaw Massacre movie on netflix right now looks like we're gonna have to watch all eight of the original...
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@ChadtheBird
4mo
Hey, did you know that paul dano was in rom com from the people that made Little Miss Sunshine about a writer that invents a full grown...
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@ChadtheBird
4mo
Hey, what's going on? Is it 4 20 where you are? And your roommate wants to put on some weird ship that he found on tv and you're like no,...
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@ChadtheBird
5mo
Hey, remember last time I told you that Bruce Campbell was not just on the replacements lodge 49 tangled the series, The last kids on Earth...
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@ChadtheBird
5mo
Hey, you know Bruce Campbell was in burn notice Ash versus the evil Dead on a tv show in the nineties called Brisco County JR but did you...
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@ChadtheBird
5mo
Hey, are you confused? How all those movies got nominated for Oscars and not Spiderman. No way home. May I direct your attention to the...
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5mo
Hey are you psyched for Jurassic World Dominion but you never saw Jurassic Park three. Don't worry I watched it so you don't have to. Okay...
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5mo
Hey, you say that one coworker who never talks to you got you in an office Oscar pool and now you just don't have the time. Don't worry, I...
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5mo
Hey, you say the Oscar nominations are up and you haven't seen any of them. So how are you supposed to care more mildly than you already...
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@ChadtheBird
5mo
Hey, that joe Rogan sure is in the news, huh? You all remember him from fear factor but I remember him from Zookeeper with kevin James....
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@ChadtheBird
5mo
Hey, did you think that the Book of boba fett was too silly and too stupid for Star Wars because you forgot about the ewok movies. Don't...
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@ChadtheBird
5mo
Hey, are you in the midwest in february and the crushing reality that you may never leave your home again until May is making you...
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@ChadtheBird
5mo
Hey, is it that time of the year again when we celebrate repeating the same day over and over again. And I'm not talking about winter in...
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@ChadtheBird
5mo
Hey did you get roped into an Uber ride with those hipster improvisers you met at the retro arcade and now you have no idea what you're...
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@ChadtheBird
5mo
Hey did that person you swiped right on, hit you up and you're gonna go for it. But in their profile, one of their favorite movies is...
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@ChadtheBird
5mo
Hey, are you nervous? Because you got drunk and forgot you searched for spider man. No way home all night and now you're amazon suggestion...
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@ChadtheBird
5mo
Hey, you want to get into Cobra kai, but you never saw the karate kid, I mean you should, but if you're like in the hospital, I watched it...
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@ChadtheBird
5mo
Hey, I know you're snowed in but do you really have time to watch Internals? Don't worry I did. So you don't have to ding. Okay so the...
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@ChadtheBird
5mo
Hey, so this new batman is coming out and you want to binge the old ones and you're a completionist, so you're gonna watch batman and Robin...
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